When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child; but when I became a man, I put away childish things.
While it did smash, breaking a bottle over someone’s head requires a lot more force than movies had led me to believe.
Unfortunately, zombies aren’t very flammable, and it went out instantly.
Cause I lit him on fire,” I shrugged and brushed dust from my pants.
It smelled pretty rank, but I was getting used to the smell of death, as much as anyone could get used to it.
This is the way the world ends; not with a bang or a whimper, but with zombies breaking down the back door.
This was good, except that now I had two crazed, burning zombies standing between me and the exit, plus another one that wasn’t on fire. I had not thought this plan through at all.