Stupid kissing. Stupid roaming hands. Stupid boys.
I'm done peeing now." "Thank you for letting me know.
The friends you make in college are friends you'll have for life, even if you don't talk for years at a time.
Normal people can become very annoying if put in annoying situations.
Why is luge a sport? You dress up like a giant sperm and go sledding really fast. That’s hardly athletic. Phallic and sexy, yes. But hardly athletic.
I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like everyone else. It's the way I take them OFF that makes me better than you.
You are not the first, and will not be the last, to say so. I wear my “warped” label with pride.
Don't overanalyze what you see. I have a felling that you're over-thinking things. Give it some time, and the pieces of this puzzle might come together.
Julie Seagle: I would never in a million years go skydiving. Finn is God: What if I took you?
