Religion is a non-alcoholic man's alcohol. Alcohol is a non-religious man's religion.
To most Americans, a dog is a potential mate. To some Chinese, a dog is potential meat.
We are all born agnostics. Atheism and theism is sold to us.
If heaven really exists: then, technically, living is an activity that believers keep themselves busy with — while they wait for their death.
When a man cheats, it is said it is because he is a dog. When a woman cheats, it is said it is because her man is a dog.
As common as unplanned sex. As uncommon as a planned child.
What to wear: An employee chooses. How to dress: His employer chose.
A salary is, to a man's employer, what his wife's vagina is to his wife: a tool used to (1) reward; and (2) control him.
Homophobia is the ignorant and arrogant assumption that copulation and reproduction is all there is to a relationship.
A civilized woman's demands: A man who will (1) make her come … sometimes; but (2) pay the bills … at all times.
Marriage converts a player into a polygamist.
Girls like well-built boys. Women love well-paid men.
Looking at what 'foreplay' is, 'sexual intercourse' is a game.
If man was a logical creature: his last suspect—namely, his mouth—was going to be the first; whenever he thinks that someone, or, something is smelly.
When the going gets tough: the poor close their eyes, the rich open their wallets.
