Crazy gets all the knives.
The Argentine tango isn't here to play nicely with the other children. The Argentine tango is here to seduce your women, spill things on your rug, and sneak out your bedroom window in the middle of the night.
I've done tangos with men who thought my ass was a squeaky toy.
Growing up in my family meant ambushes on your birthday, crossbows for Christmas, and games of dodge ball where the balls were occasionally rigged to explode. It also meant learning how to work your way out of a wide variety of death traps. Failure t...
I really don’t think you should put your hand inside the manticore, dear. You don’t know where it’s been.” –Enid Healy
The problem with people who say monsters don't really exist is that they're almost never saying it to the monsters." —Alice Healy
Anyone who thinks cryptozoology is the study of the impossible has never really taken a very good look at the so-called "natural world." Once you get past the megamouth sharks, naked mole rats, and spotted hyenas, then the basilisks, dragons, and cuc...
Parthenogenesis means never having your mother tell you to stop doing that or you'll go blind.
