…I bet Echo that she couldn't repeat the following line ten times fast: Cupid's Academy counts kissing cousins as completed conquests cause his classes cunningly conspire unconscious couples to copulate and canoodle copiously.
Even Cronus, the Titan who literally had his kids for breakfast, would find these facts hard to swallow.
This coming from the god who zinged Guinevere and Lancelot while King Arthur was away slaying dragons.
She wore an A-line bridal gown with a V-shaped neckline while Apollo playing Bach's Air on the G string.
