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In Mississippi the important thing is hooch, not bar equipment.

Confessions of a Failed Southern Lady

No matter which sex I went to bed with, I never smoked on the street

Confessions of a Failed Southern Lady

If any of us had heard the word "feminist" we would have thought it meant a girl who wore too much makeup, but we were, without knowing it, feminists ourselves, bound together by the freemasonry that exists among intelligent women who know they are i...

Confessions of a Failed Southern Lady

In the South, Sunday morning sex is accompanied by church bells.

Confessions of a Failed Southern Lady

Writers make everybody nervous but we terrify Silly Service workers. Our apartments always look like a front for something, and no matter how carefully we tidy up for guests we always seem to miss the note card that says, "Margaret has to die soon." ...

Confessions of a Failed Southern Lady