some soap opera, you know, real people pretending to be fake people with made-up problems being watched by real people to forget their real problems.
That's it, Uncle Huey!" Imogene Duckworthy whipped off her apron and flung it onto the slick, stainless steel counter. "I quit!" If only her voice didn’t sound so young.
Those who can forget the past are way ahead of the rest of us.
You know that old phrase ‘Those who don’t remember the past are condemned to repeat it’? Well, I think those who remember the past are even worse off.
There's no way you can get the past right. You can pretend. You can delude yourself, but you can't re-create what's over.
You gain power by pretending to be weak.
For sure, even the worst blow job is better than, say, sniffing the best rose ... watching the greatest sunset. Hearing children laugh.
I used rebellion as a way to hide out. We use criticism as a fake participation.
She said when a boy and a girl dog copulate, the head of the boy's penis swells and the vaginal muscles of the girl constrict. Even after sex, both dogs remain locked together, helpless and miserable for a brief period of time. The Mommy said this sa...
He was assaulting the world by assaulting himself.
I think that I shall never see a poem as lovely as a hot-gushing, butt-cramping, gut hosing orgasm.
My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich.
Sex pretty much cures everything.
If you can change the way people think, she said.The way they see themselves.The way they see the world.If you do that, you can change the way people live their lives.And that's the only lasting thing you can create.
The truth is, immigrants tend to be more American than people born here.
Maybe the truth is I really want to like you instead.
Because supposedly those who forget the past are condemned to repeat it.
It's okay if there isn't a God anymore, but I still want to respect something. I don't want to be the center of my own universe,
