Sure, I'd like a child of my own. I'd also like a laser pistol, that doesn't mean someone should give me one.
Whatever I haven’t accomplished biologically obviously wasn't all that imperative.
Most people thought he was insane when he looked up into the sky with a simple handmade telescope and cried out that the Earth revolves around the Sun, because this was four years ago.
Lately, I've become sort of a fatalist. Well, that was bound to happen.
My parents would not permit ugly language in the house, which was okay with me. I didn't want to learn German anyway.
Have you ever suddenly realized it's someone else's mood swing and you're just along for the ride?
I had to break up with Medusa. I just got sick of buying mice for her hair. I should have ended it sooner, but you try looking into those eyes.
There are many ways to roll with the punches. Still, it’s probably best to avoid people who punch you.
One day, back when I working at a video store, a woman accompanied by her two small sons walked up the counter with a tape box displaying a man slicing off someone’s head with a chainsaw. “Does this have any sex in it?” she asked. In my mind, i...
