If the mind fits, shrink it.
Mom lied. The crust is the shittiest part.
My life is so bad that it's worse than it really is.
I can't prove it yet know it when I seem it.
I love objectivity when mine.
The glass is completely full...of shit.
Every swamp has a silted lining.
90% of life is showing up. I'm staying home to wait for the other 10%.
Don't stay in this now. You'll fall behind.
Wait now or wait, wait later.
Okay, you won our shitty little argument. Pass the world.
I couldn't stop so I quit.
I recovered from recovering so no longer celebrate not doing bad things to defend myself as good. I added new bad for good measure.
I learned to smile, avoiding happiness advice.
