A brick could be used in place of a diamond on a wedding ring. Your wife's probably going to divorce you and take the house anyway, so you might as well give her the first brick.
A brick could be used in speech therapy, to cure a stutter. I mean look at me, I don't have a stutter. But to be fair, I never did have a stutter, so I can't be certain the presence of a brick had any positive effect at all.
I have to put up a wall to put up with him. Not an invisible, metaphoric emotional wall, but a wall made of bricks. Those bricks could be used to keep out his bullshit. Bricks could transform him from friend into neighbor, and I think that’s pretty...
A brick could be pet, like a dog, and taught to shit in my neighbor's yard.
A brick could be broken—shattered—and then given as a gift, a jigsaw puzzle.
A blanket could be used in exciting medical advancements, curing everything from shivers to tonitrophobia.
A brick could be used as a fashion accessory. Or an accessory to murder. I believe the phrase is, "If looks could kill.
The wall of silence that exists between us is as long as the Great Wall of China. And though it’s the same length, our wall is about two bricks quieter.
A brick could be used in place of a parachute, and a blanket could be used as a permanent wall of a house. In both cases, the skydiver and home dweller would ideally be a politician.
A blanket could be used to not only make promises, but fulfill them too. They're so soft and warm, how could they not be used in this manner?
You can build with brick, and you can also destroy with a brick.
If you come by my place, you might see a wheelbarrow full of broken bricks. I broke them with my fist. I was practicing for your face.
A brick could be used to keep warm, and a blanket could be used to build a house.
Brick could be the codename for Rick B. But why the need for secrecy? If I told you I’d have to blanket you.
A brick could be used for a calf muscle implant for a bodybuilder who wants a competitive edge.
A brick could be used as a laxative. You know, “Shit a brick.”
A brick is something solid, stable, and yet edgy. In other words, it’s everything a politician isn’t.
I built my marriage brick by brick. And I destroyed it blanket by blanket.
