A brick could be used to locate the precise coordinates of the Masons. Just follow the bricks—and follow the money.
A brick could be used to dispel the very same lies that a blanket could be used to cover up.
Teamwork is me helping you build a brick wall that will come between us and forever divide us. Division through unity.
A brick could be used for bric-a-brac. If you bring the brick, I’ll bring the brac.
A brick could be used to double back, donkey levitate cough meow cough meow hiss on giraffe shaft stroke a local bloke bludgeon Armageddon—not my arm, Sorry, I think I just had a stroke.
A brick could be used as a hammer, which frees up the hammer to be used as a sex toy. The only question is, Which end will you insert? If you’re a politician, I’d recommend the one with the hooks.
To fly is to swim in the air, and a brick could be used as an as example to highlight man’s failure to fishbird.
Bricks could be used to fill Fort Knox. I know, I know. You’re probably thinking, if we fill Fort Knox with bricks, where will we keep all the gold that’s kept there? I still need to get precise measurements, and move all my clothes, but I think ...
A blanket could be used to stop a war, particularly if that war is a Cold War.
A brick could be used as a PRA, or Person Replacement Apparatus. Just give the brick a name, start talking to it, and before you know it you've got a friend for life. Say, do you want to brick swap?
A brick could be used to satisfy your hunger—and satisfy my curiosity.
I’m the kind of guy who turns my fan on in winter, only to then go and add another blanket on top of my bed. I practice inefficiency even while I sleep, so I’ll be prepared to one day be a politician.
A brick could be used to enhance your sex life. So what are you waiting for? Get that gerbil out of your pants
A brick could be used to say hi to Pink Floyd.
A brick could be used to silence your critics. Well, unless all your critics are mutes.
A brick could be used to keep your sandwich pressed down, so your meat doesn't spill out.
A brick and a blanket could be used to show creativity, by making them the subjects of a divergence test. Oh wait, that’s what this is. Nevermind.
If you bring the blanket, I’ll bring the warmth.
