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A brick could be used to show support for your favorite team. They want to crush their opponents, and if you’ve got the arm strength and accuracy, you should do everything in your power to help them do just that.  

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

Bricks could be used to promote social progress. If we could amass enough bricks to build a prison big enough to cage every citizen, then everybody would be equal. And I think our current political leadership is savvy enough to see this, and is takin...

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A brick could be used to start a civil war. And then that same brick could be used to start building the country up again after everything is destroyed. 

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A brick could be used to sell new shoes to a man with no hands. I would say a brick could be used to sell a handless man new gloves, but that’s a bit of a stretch, even for a rubber band. 

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A brick could be flipped over and turned endlessly. But it still won’t start your car. 

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A brick could be used as a paperweight, if the words you wrote weren’t weighty enough to hold it down. 

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A blanket could be frozen and used to cool off a warm body as you slowly thaw it out. 

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A brick could be used to grow your annual income by a factor of four. What, you don’t believe me? Are you calling me a liar? 

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A blanket could be used to reaffirm your faith in God, though I’d suggest using something a little firmer, like a brick. 

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A blanket could be used as a shield, in a fight with a cold shower. I know, because I won that battle this morning, only I wielded a sword—and an erection made of sleep.  

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A blanket could be used for a soft opening of a new casino. The softer the better, I always say. Well, I don’t always say that. I say other stuff too. 

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A blanket could be used to help you remember. You’re probably tempted to ask, “Remember what?” And that’s precisely my point—you can’t even remember what you can’t remember, and I’m here with a blanket to help. So scoot over and let m...

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A brick could be used to show you how much I love you. Well, maybe not a whole brick, but certainly a half a brick would be an accurate measure for the amount of love I have for you. 

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A blanket could be used to deliver the darkness on a platter of light. But I’d eat my unborn children straight out of your uterus with a straw before I’d ever be a delivery guy again. Burned pizzas burned me out on that. 

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A blanket could be used to make all your dreams come true. Well, not all of them. Just the ones that are happening while you are sleeping.   

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been practicing my tuba, and I’m ready for a duet.

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A brick could be used to help defeat all incumbent politicians whose last name starts with Brj and anything after that alphabetically. Since people tend to vote for the first one on the ballot, Brick would not only benefit from the stupidity of the c...

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A blanket could be used to rob a bank. Guns are so Bonnie and Clyde, but a blanket bank robbery has a certain amount of seduction involved. A blanket has a lot more banging involved than the bang-bang of a gun. 

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida