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A blanket could be used to water down the water. Don’t do it now! Wait until I am finished bathing. 

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A brick could be used to trick a snake into leaving your pet mouse alone. That way you’re free to use the mouse as you want to, you pervert. 

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A brick could be used like a giraffe could be used as a neck warmer. You could also use my foreskin.  

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A brick could be used to help you write the book you’ve always wanted to write. That is, if you wanted to write a book on masonry with a target market of two—your parents.  

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A brick could be used to keep you warm at night, in the same way that a blanket could be used to smother a lover while they sleep. 

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A blanket could be used to let the world know how serious you are. I’m serious, it could work. Try wrapping your naked body in a blanket and showing up to a job interview and see how impressed everyone will be. 

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A brick could be used to foretell the future. Here’s my prediction: Tomorrow will happen. If I’m right, the brick was correct, and if I’m wrong, we’ll all be dead and my prognostication record remains unblemished. 

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A blanket could be used to sell ice cream to streakers. Well, it could, if those naked runners didn’t leave their wallets in their pants. 

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Bricks could be used to neatly pack your suitcase. It would promote personal strength and frugality. 

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A brick could be used to stop a tornado, unlike a mobile home, which only acts like a tornado magnet and seems to increase its power. 

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A brick could be used in a heart transplant operation. And for just $25,000 more dollars, that brick could be switched with a real or artificial heart. 

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A brick could be used to sell pepper to people in the salt mines. So while you’re busy selling pepper to the salty and sweaty workers, I’ll be selling them bottled water. 

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A blanket could be used to help acclimate your body for your after death experience. Hell is hot, so you’d better warm up first.  

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A brick could be used to illustrate your innocence. I can help you with that, because I brought a crayon.  

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A brick could be used as a paperweight, for people whose writing isn’t as dense or weighty as mine. 

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A brick could be used to crush the Fruit of Desire and make the Juice of Destiny. Drink it before I lose my erection. 

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A blanket could be used to warm the hearts of all the nonbelievers. We are all nonbelievers, because nobody believes in everything. 

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A brick could be used to simulate a war opponent. Especially if your nemesis is paraplegic and without transportation. 

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