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A brick could be used to decorate the interior of your anus. Here, bend over and let me demonstrate.  

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A blanket could be used to attract a potential mate. I’ve already got my mate. I bought her in a mannequin store (she was on sale).  

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A brick could be used to stall for time when the police are searching your place looking for a missing person. I kept telling them, I didn’t steal a person—I kidnapped a mannequin. Is that a crime?  

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A blanket could be used to say hello to a man who’s not only tone deaf, but also regular deaf. Just wave the blanket up and down, and be advised: If that blanket is red, he’s liable to charge you like a bull. I’d charge you too, if only I had y...

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A blanket of self-regulated trust on a bed of deceit.  

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A brick could be used to stop the tears. The inside of my jeans’ pockets look suspiciously like handkerchiefs. Here, let me take off my pants so you can blow your nose.  

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A brick could be used to not be used. Is my hair waving in the wind, or are your eyes twitching? 

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A blanket could be used, or it could not be used. They are opposites, but that doesn’t mean one is good and the other is bad. 

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A brick could be used to help define your rigid beliefs. I put my beliefs to bed, along with the hooker I rented for the night. 

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A blanket could be used to lay down the law. Lay it down over there, on top of the bed, and I’ll come over and enforce it. 

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A blanket could be used as a smothering agent, sort of like an employee of the NSA. 

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid, wait up a second! 

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A blanket could be used as a warm topping on a hamburger, sort of like processed cheese, only tastier and healthier. 

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A brick could be used to stop war. Logically, a non-brick could be used to start a war. The most common non-brick war starter is of course a politician, which is misleading because despite being non bricks, politicians are surprisingly very brick-lik...

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A blanket could be used to crack the code of love. What is it, where do I find it, and how much do I charge people to buy it once I do find a reliable source? 

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A brick could be used to sell war to the peacemongers. The trick is to sell war cheap, because the real profit is in the renewals and extending the service as long as possible. 

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A blanket could be used to tell you exactly what I mean, at precisely the moment I don’t mean it. When I say go, Don’t! 

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

Bricks could be used to generate smiles among the general population. Just hand them out, along with handshakes, and say, This will make everything OK. And guess what? They’ll believe you. 

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida