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A brick could be used to wade into dangerous territory with a man named Wade who builds houses made only of wood. But if you’re going to play with fire, I suggest you wear a blanket made out of oven mitts.


Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A blanket could be used to what the hell your way out of your neighbor’s bedroom.

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

I am the Magic Chicken of Desire. Just add water. And a brick and a blanket.


Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A brick could be used to dink like a dunk, if the thunk of the think has enough verticalocity to it.


Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A blanket could be used to cover the engine of a car, much like a hood does, only the blanket would help the car fall asleep when it was spending its idle time idling.


Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A brick could help get your unruly hair under control, by getting at the root of the problem—your skull. Increase force as necessary.


Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A blanket could be used to tell people a thousand miles and a thousand years away hello. Greetings European people of 3013! I hope you still speak Europe and can understand not a word of what I am saying.


Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A brick could be used to stop time. I did it once at my uncle’s house, and I nearly wrecked the universe. He wanted to spank me, but decided not to, because he was afraid it would come off as pedophilia to all the viewers who were watching in mainl...

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A blanket could be used to ward off warts. I tested it out last Tuesday on my Aunt Velma, and she doesn’t have a wart on her body. It’s probably true that she didn’t have a wart on her body before I began my experiment, but that’s just part o...

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A brick could be used to tell the world’s largest Yes what you really want to tell it, which is no. Tell that Yes no now, and use a brick to help you do it.


Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A blanket could be used to aid a waiter with bringing out a large order of beer. Those customers can drape themselves in soggy drunkenness.


Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A brick could be used to make it harder for people to achieve their dreams. A brick is just another obstacle they have to overcome if they are going to achieve their goals.


Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A blanket could be used to sell your winningest product to your loserest customer. Oh, loserest is a word. I know, because I just wrote it.


Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A brick could be used to represent a memory. That way when you live in a brick house, you could be living in the past.


Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A brick could be used like yellow sneezes hello every time love walks like a slinky down the stairs. Who used my shoe as a soup bowl?


Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A blanket could be used to swallow up the nightmares you used to have as a kid. Whatever happened to those bad dreams? I’ll bet your mom gave them to Good Will.


Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A brick could be used to declare war on a country made of glass. I’ll bet those citizens would love to drink vodka dyed blue like window cleaner. 


Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A blanket could be used to express my condolences. I’m sorry to have to tell you I’m sorry, but that’s life, you know?


Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida