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A brick could be used to win the love of a beautiful girl. The trick to getting it to work is just trying it again and again until you get the desired results.


Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A blanket could be used to lure politicians to your side of an issue. Which is your side? Easy—the side I’m not sleeping on.


Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A brick could be used to float a good idea at work—especially if it’s a good idea that would be bad for you personally.


Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A blanket could be used to stop gun violence. Make sleep, not war.


Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A brick could be used to cool your drink, like a large ice cube.


Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A blanket could help me tell you I love you. Well, it could if I did, but I don’t, so I’ll just use the blanket to go to sleep on our relationship.


Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A brick could be used to encourage trees to grow fruitful things like money. If money grew on trees, then I’d get drunk on that fermentation.


Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A blanket could be used to teach geography to a sleeping man. Better do it quick, before he wakes up and finds himself in the middle of World War III with no idea where he stands ideologically or territorially.


Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A brick could be used to start your car, if your car’s keys are cube-shaped and huge. You know what else cube-shaped and huge? That’s right—my penis sheath.


Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A blanket cold be used as truth. At least it’s so warm, it must be used that way.


Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A haunted house could be used like a Band-Aid to stop a bleeding brick. But why stop the bleeding? Stab it a few more times and then sell tickets to the spectacle.


Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

Blankets could be used as tents. That would free up tents to be used as portable sex stalls.


Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida