Uh... ," Ivy stammered, and I glanced up to see her eyes wide in consideration. "I'm kidding," I said. "It passed the lethal-amulet test, remember?" "Not that. You keep it in your underwear drawer?" I hesitated, wondering why I was embarrassed. "Well...
No one wears buckles anymore, and I decided to get him some real boots next winter solstice.
I was cold, hungry, and in a hole in the ground. But at least I had my elven porn, damnit!
