Fate is a funny character. She puts obstacles in your path to see what character ye have. Life isn't fair,life is a test.
What are you?” he demanded. “A slayer?" I rolled my eyes. “The name's Val, not Buffy. Do I look like a blond cheerleader with questionable taste in men?
I tried cutting myself to express my heartbreak over Tommy (Lord Flood) rejecting me, but OMFG it hurts like flaming fuck.
Which isn’t, like, as bad as it sounds, because the general public kind of sucks ass.
…turning your ankle hurts like hell, even if you're a superhero.
