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I’m for a big government. A big government contraction.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

What the government makes to make money is money. They make money by making money—literally printing it. While the private sector has to make money the hard way—by producing a good or service that others willingly want to buy. That’s why the pr...

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

For dinner I had seared sneer with a glaze of distant gaze, and a side of mashed pride covered in grace.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

Do I attribute my success to hard work, or sunscreen? If you want the truth, maybe you should ask my new albino secretary.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

Your writing can be chosen by one publisher and hated by all readers, or it can be rejected by one publisher and loved by all readers. Most of the time it’s somewhere in between, but either way, don’t let rejection stop you from being hated.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

I’m growing a love seat in my heart. It’s leather and covered in fur, from a mix up with my cat’s back, some glue, my tongue, and my confusion over how to best clean the chair.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

She was very close to my heart. Even though we were separated by a distance of 400 years, I was lying on her grave.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

The girl of my dreams got married to someone else. But that’s OK. I don’t need her beside me to keep her locked in the dungeon of my heart.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

In the morning I brush my teeth with hope, and at night before bed I brush them with defeat. Both are mint flavored, so I try not to get them mixed up. 

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

If we make it out of this alive, I’ll kill you. So you have that to look forward to.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

I still remember her meandering Mississippi kiss. I sipped it like a riverboat captain in the desert. Ah, to be young and naughtily nautical.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

I’ve had 24 girlfriends in my life, and all of them occurred in the same two-day evening.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

I’m hungry for success. And lasagna.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

This leather chair belongs to me. I would let you sit in it, but you can’t sit in an idea.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

Having a clone to bounce ideas off of would be a way to generate more ideas. Another way would be to build an idea generator that plugs into a wall socket and works only when the power has gone out.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

Knowing where you come from is just as important as knowing who you aren’t. You aren’t your own clone.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

At first sign of crisis, the ignorant don’t panic because they don’t know what’s going on, and then later they panic precisely because they don’t know what’s going on. 

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

I have a mansion of an imagination, and I cordially invite you to come sleep in my shed.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.