I didn’t form my lips into the shape of a kiss. I was merely about to whistle.
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal KingdomI put the lover in clover. Especially if there are four leaves.
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal KingdomGetting struck by lightning is like winning the lottery, only it’ll ruin your life faster.
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal KingdomI covered up my mistakes—with dirt, like you’d do with any other dead bodies.
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal KingdomIf I could have money for any amount of time, I’d take 12:59.
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal KingdomI opened my wallet and gave him a coupon, hoping he’d open his wallet and give me money.
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal KingdomI hired a chauffeur and I became a motivational speaker, because I don’t drive—I’m driven.
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal KingdomEvery mission needs ammunition, even if it’s not bullets, but fiery pep talks.
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal KingdomI watch silent movies on mute. But only for the dialogue.
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom