Begging for help never gets you any.
There is a savage beast in every man, and when you hand that man a sword or spear and send him forth to war, the beast stirs.
Men are men ... Dragons are dragons.
Her name is Brienne," Jaime said. "Brienne, the maid of Tarth. You still maiden, I hope?" Her broad homely face turned red. "Yes." "Oh, good," Jaime said. "I only rescue maidens.
Are you certain they never cut your member off?" Tormund gave a shrug, as if to say he would never understand such madness. "Well, you are a free man now, but if you will have the girl, best find yourself a she-bear. If a man does not use his member ...
My sister has mistaken me for a mushroom. She keeps me in the dark and feeds me shit.
Olenna: Margaery, you're clever, be a dear and tell your poor old half-daft grandmother the name of that queer fish from the Summer Isles that puffs up to ten times its own size when you poke it. Margaery: They call them puff fish, Grandmother. Olenn...
Lem glowered. "Your lion friends ride into some village, take all the food and every coin they find, and call it foraging. the wolves as well, so why not us? no one robbed you, dog. You just been good and foraged.
Harsh justice is still justice.
All these kings would do a deal better if they would put down their swords and listen to their mothers.
Ser Cleos looked like a weasel, fought like a goose, and had the courage of an especially brave ewe.
We're all just songs in the end. If we are lucky.
Give me sweet lies, and keep your bitter truths.
A harp can be a dangerous as a sword, in the right hands.
I crossed a thousand leagues to come to you, and lost the best part of me along the way. Don't tell me to leave.
Your brother was a terrible traitor, I know, but if we start killing men at weddings they’ll be even more frightened of marriage than they are presently.
All men are fools, if truth be told, but the ones in motley are more amusing than ones with crowns.
There is entirely too much tut-tutting in this realm, if you ask me. All these kings would do a deal better if they put down their swords and listened to their mothers.
