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A blanket is great for covering things, like the dead guy, I just killed with this brick.

A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket

If you’re a struggling artist having money problems just superglue a brick in the middle of a blanket, and call it art. Someone will buy it.

A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket

Blankets make great traps for the clinically insane, but a straightjacket might work better.

A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket

I’d much rather a monkey throws a blanket instead of a brick.

A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket

A brick could be used for note delivery, from the KKK.

A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket

For loose teeth the tooth fairy recommends tying your tooth to a brick and throwing said brick down the stairs.

A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket

A blanket is a tell-all story about its endeavors with certain highly publicized people and their somewhat promiscuous acts.

A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket

The man you’re going to marry should be like a brick: strong, sturdy, supportive and almost always hard in your presence.

A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket

A brick is……… Well it’s a bloody brick what more do you want from me?

A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket

A brick could be used as a frame for a door, and the blanket could be used as the door.

A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket

Blankets are good to carry around if you want to be able to quickly black bag someone.

A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket

Instead of Rock, Paper, Scissors, you could play Brick, Blanket, Action Fingers, in which brick cripples action fingers, blanket smothers brick and action fingers beats blanket.

A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket