99 Cents For Some Nonsense Quotes

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You don’t happen to have any happiness, do you? Can I borrow a cup?

99 Cents For Some Nonsense

I planted a tree. You’d think my neighbors would be happy for the shade it would provide them, but no, they said I planted it too close to their house. Since when is six inches too close?

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I heard a song I hate and I thought of her. Ah, such is love.

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My favorite snack is vagina. The only thing I hate is unwrapping all that saran wrap.

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I want to bring as much love into the world as I can. Where am I bringing it from? I’m going to bring it up from hell.

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I need your help. You can help me by not helping me.

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When tragedy hits close to home, like your neighbor’s house, it really makes you stop and think. And while you’re thinking, I’ll be speeding off in the getaway car. 


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Love is like a buffalo with butterfly wings, and I’m just the humble man in the jetpack trying to shoot it down with a bow and arrow.


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I’m so hungry I could eat some silverware.

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I didn’t do a 180-degree turn on my thinking. I simply swiveled my chair around so I could dismiss the idea from the other side.

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Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.

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Socialism provides safety in numbers. And that’s OK, if you don’t mind trading your name—your identity and individualism—for a number.

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More than anything, I just want to be somebody. Somebody like my own clone.

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I really am who I seem to be, and I’m coming apart at the seams.

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The past is always more innocent, because it exists peacefully in the unreachable and unchangeable parts of the imagination.

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I am a jealous husband wife, and I feel your pain. All of it, for all of you.

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I got tapped for the job position. As soon as I felt it on my shoulder, I turned around and my boss told me.

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Kids should be cute, caring, cuddly, and above all, quiet.

99 Cents For Some Nonsense