99 Cents For Some Nonsense Quotes

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The list of women he’s slept with is longer than his penis. The list is three inches long.

99 Cents For Some Nonsense

If you can predict the future, you can change the past.

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It’s not you, it’s me.” This line could signify rejection, or it could be something I say in the future, when I’m talking to one of my clones about another one of my clones.

99 Cents For Some Nonsense

Aside from myself, there aren’t too many people trying to be me. That may change in the future, when all my clones arrive.

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Everybody has a past—even if it lies in the future.

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I am a forward thinker with nostalgia. I dream of the past, and daydream of the future.

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We should kill the future, so the present has no choice but to retreat into the past.

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If I walked in on two of my clones having sex, I’d think it was gay, incestuous, and just plain rude to have not invited me.

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I need camouflage that works in such a way that when I wear it, you disappear.

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I can’t charge you 99 cents for a book called 99 Cents For Some Nonsense, because that would make sense. However, I have to charge you 99 cents, because it makes sense not to. So to do it is logical, and to not do it is logical, and I don’t know ...

99 Cents For Some Nonsense

You can share in my joy, but I don’t want to share my misery. No, I want to give away my misery. Go ahead, take it all.

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I am the bow of love. I’m also the bow of hate. Same spelling, different pronunciations and meanings. Would you like me to gift wrap my greeting?

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What you consider gross—dead rats—I consider considerate gifts.

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I like to feel like just one of the guys. Especially when I hang out with the girls.

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I gathered all my eggs in one basket, because I believe in collectivism, and I wanted a tyrannical omelet.

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Governments are too stupid to understand that too much red tape does not bind a nation together—it tears it apart.

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The question is, If I killed your husband, would you seek revenge, or would you send me a Thank You card? I think I know the answer, so here is my address: Jarod Kintz 12321 Karma Circle, Jax, Fl 32223.

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I have nothing, so I think having something would mean everything to me. But I don’t want to get to the point where I have everything, so having something would mean nothing to me.

99 Cents For Some Nonsense