99 Cents For Some Nonsense Quotes

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My name is Mr. Murderedscott. But if you want to know what happened to Scott, I didn’t kill him.

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If I spent as much time as I did money, I’d be dead tomorrow.

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I made an agreement with the fish. They’d give up their lives, if I’d eat every one that died for me.

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Design is body language for inanimate objects.

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I make love like a lump of cold oatmeal. I apologize if that mental image excites you and makes you hunger for me.

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I am the melted cheese of desire. Please, feel free to double dip.

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The door handle is on the wrong side of the door. It’s on the inside only, only in my dreams. I can leave, but I can’t return.

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I want to open up a School of Cannibalism. It’ll be a feeder school for top law schools.

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I need your compliments to feed my ego, because it’s bored of mac and cheese. And honestly, so am I.

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The most environmentally friendly last name is Green.

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The only equality that exists on earth is time. We all have exactly 24 hours in a day. How we choose to spend those hours is what separates us.

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I think I speak for all the mutes when I say, “Silence is equality.” I’m sure the deaf would agree too.

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Voting for the lesser of two evils is still voting for evil. Next time, go all out and write in Lucifer on the ballot.

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Any celebrity will tell you there’s no money in being invisible. But any bank robber will tell you there’s all the money in the world to be had if you’re invisible. I want my body invisible, but my reputation and name highly visible.

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Necessity is the mother of invention. She’s also my mother, though Invention and I have different dads.

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I had a great view of the sunset. At least until father went and changed the channel. Dammit, dad!

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Show me how to lactate, and I’ll be the best mother a father could be.

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I love the newspaper. I love reading fiction.

99 Cents For Some Nonsense