99 Cents For Some Nonsense Quotes

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The Road To Serfdom is about capitalism. That’s why on the side of that road you’ll find me, in a kiosk, selling ankle chains and handcuffs.

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Dear cat, your ears are flipped inside out, so I know you’re not listening to a word I’m not saying.

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Cats are like walking brooms you can actually comfortably cuddle with.

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My cat’s name is Mr. Dog, and My penis’ name is Mr. Beaver. Ah, but that’s life, no?

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If I were to show you pictures of my best friends, they’d all be cats.

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As a storyteller, I appreciate a great tale. As a cat lover, I appreciate a great tail.

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Cats have tongues with the texture of bricks, and fur as warm and soft as blankets.

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My meat smells like cat food. Makes me want to lick my own asshole.

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If I could sleep with any literary character, I’d love to sleep with The Cat in the Hat. But don’t tell Cap’n, because he might get jealous and meow at me.

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I’ll see a cat and instinctively start petting the hair on my back.

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My name is Meow. At least that’s what my cat calls me. But you can call me after nine.

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There are whiskers in my soup, and my spoon smells like my cat’s ass.

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Helping others without anticipating or expecting others to help you in return, that is the path to spiritual prosperity.

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18 rules for not getting caught. 1-17: don’t tell anybody. #18: not even your clone.

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I couldn’t pay the prostitute, and that’s the truth. She could have asked my wife, who would have told her that I’m no cheat.

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No matter what I see, I always think, “They just don’t make them like they used to.” Well, except for kids. People still make children the way they always have, though I am working on a product that’ll make the process 100% more efficient. It...

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I’m in the Just Under A Decade club. That’s how long it took me to get a four-year degree.

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In a relationship, I’m committed to giving her 100% of 50%.

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