99 Cents For Some Nonsense Quotes

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I always misspell the word “unique,” just to keep it youneeq.

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I collect human skin. I keep it all on the bumper of my car.

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Don’t let your inability to see get in the way of your vision.

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I feel like I’m walking around in a fog. Orafoura doesn’t call me Mr. Mist for nothing.

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Not only did I not win the sweepstakes, but I didn’t even bother to enter. I feel discriminated against.

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I look at a woman’s shoes, not to tell how sexy she is, but to determine how sexy she feels.

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I can do a week in a weekend. That’s not how efficient I am, that’s how little I work.

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Together kabobs make the world better than all the Bobs combined.

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The code of the coward is to run away. I know, because I wrote the manual.

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My name is Yogurt Vonnegut, and I write with a spoon.

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If I were stranded on a desert island, and could have only one person and three things with me, I’d want Nietzsche, a pen, paper, and a stick-on mustache.

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I want to be a man of letters. All 26 of them.

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Hemingway suggested you write the truest sentence you know. I say write the falsest one you don’t know. This is fiction.

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A high five is a two-person applause. Me and my clone will be excited to clap for you after we present you with the Julius Caesar Author of the Year Award. Keep up the great writing!

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Don’t tell me to write your story. Write your own story. If you won’t write it down, it probably isn’t worth writing down—or reading.

99 Cents For Some Nonsense